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Free Range WTF.
A love letter to stupid quotes, wacky misadventures, and what's yet to come.
Created on 2004-05-07 13:39:49 (#3074785), last updated 2009-06-14
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Basic Info| Name: | The grace is greener on the other side. |
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| Location: | Hazel Green, Alabama, United States |
BioWARNING: Updates will be much less frequent now that I have a vague resemblance to those wacky "adults who have lives". I'm busting my ass at work, and when I get home I can barely keep my attention focused on anything that requires more thought than your average movie or TV show.
Howdy. I'm Adam. I am...
- 25 years old.
- Sarcastic. (And really good at it!)
- Far too amusing for my own good.
- An habitual people-watcher. (I see and hear--and often participate in--some of the most random conversations/events. Everyone has the capacity for this, if they're paying enough attention and are willing to go out on a limb for the sake of amusement.)
- Tired of relationship drama--mine and others'.
- Capable of having minor mental drama without telling everyone I encounter about it. (I know people who only continue interacting with me so they can tell me they're still crazy. Seriously.)
- Determined to point out flaws--mine and others'. (More than one reason I haven't been married.)
- Somewhere firmly between a redneck and a metrosexual. You can call me a met-neck.
- Pretty much incapable of having a serious first reaction to anyone's problems. (I can recognize the severity of the situation, but honestly, my first reaction to everything is to make some kind of joke.)
I post a bunch of random stuff--mostly conversations and goings-on with my friends and/or family. Occasionally, I'll post a story that happened to me long ago, like why my first instance of flirting led to my vomiting. (True story.) I'm also way too fond of posting small-fonted, 3rd-person afterthoughts after each post. These afterthoughts usually have no bearing on the post--they're just amusing and quite random non sequitors. For example:
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silent_r_infork talks funny, according to dth_vlly_queen.
That said, if you want to read the random crap I write (and you aren't easily offended), feel free to friend me. If you do stay here, my simple request? Comment. Comments equal feedback and conversation, which is how I get to know people. Plus, I'm easily bored, so I want comments to distract me. If I'm reading your comments and fervently responding to them, it's less time for me to do things that will get me into moral and legal trouble.
"While he's one of the finest human beings you'll ever meet, he's like going through an apple barrel, looking for the tastiest one, and finding a cat with only 3 legs instead."--thisisbullcrap, explaining my general attitude in a way that I actually consider complimentary.
Go here if you want to read stuff that I wrote. (Don't expect new material. Anything I write from this point on, however, will probably stay offline.)
Go here if you want to learn about my username. Yield to the mystery! YIELD, I SAY! YIELD!
Howdy. I'm Adam. I am...
- 25 years old.
- Sarcastic. (And really good at it!)
- Far too amusing for my own good.
- An habitual people-watcher. (I see and hear--and often participate in--some of the most random conversations/events. Everyone has the capacity for this, if they're paying enough attention and are willing to go out on a limb for the sake of amusement.)
- Tired of relationship drama--mine and others'.
- Capable of having minor mental drama without telling everyone I encounter about it. (I know people who only continue interacting with me so they can tell me they're still crazy. Seriously.)
- Determined to point out flaws--mine and others'. (More than one reason I haven't been married.)
- Somewhere firmly between a redneck and a metrosexual. You can call me a met-neck.
- Pretty much incapable of having a serious first reaction to anyone's problems. (I can recognize the severity of the situation, but honestly, my first reaction to everything is to make some kind of joke.)
I post a bunch of random stuff--mostly conversations and goings-on with my friends and/or family. Occasionally, I'll post a story that happened to me long ago, like why my first instance of flirting led to my vomiting. (True story.) I'm also way too fond of posting small-fonted, 3rd-person afterthoughts after each post. These afterthoughts usually have no bearing on the post--they're just amusing and quite random non sequitors. For example:
silent_r_infork talks funny, according to dth_vlly_queen.That said, if you want to read the random crap I write (and you aren't easily offended), feel free to friend me. If you do stay here, my simple request? Comment. Comments equal feedback and conversation, which is how I get to know people. Plus, I'm easily bored, so I want comments to distract me. If I'm reading your comments and fervently responding to them, it's less time for me to do things that will get me into moral and legal trouble.
"While he's one of the finest human beings you'll ever meet, he's like going through an apple barrel, looking for the tastiest one, and finding a cat with only 3 legs instead."--
thisisbullcrap, explaining my general attitude in a way that I actually consider complimentary. Go here if you want to read stuff that I wrote. (Don't expect new material. Anything I write from this point on, however, will probably stay offline.)
Go here if you want to learn about my username. Yield to the mystery! YIELD, I SAY! YIELD!
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