The grace is greener on the other side. ([info]silent_r_infork) wrote,
@ 2007-05-11 00:29:00
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"What do you tell a comic book woman with two black eyes?"
You know, I thought George Lucas was kind of being ridiculous when he called Spider-Man "silly." After all, this is the man who gave us Jar Jar Binks, the Trade Federation aliens*, Ewoks, and Howard the Duck. Men who live in empires built on the backs of anthropomorphic ducks and aliens with speech impediments shouldn't throw stones.

Then I saw this. And, well, he's got a point. As one commenter puts it, "When the statue of the White Queen isn't as degrading, you know it's bad."

*Though he had them die violently, so I forgive him.

[info]silent_r_infork is mostly angry about this because it means less chance of meeting a hot and intelligent girl in a comic book shop. If said hot and intelligent girl does show up, she'll just be pissed off, so what's the point?



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[info]pyro334439
2007-05-11 07:40 pm UTC (link)
I thought that MJ was hot in the Spiderman series, but now that she's a figurine and completely slutty: I'm diggin' it even more :-D

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[info]silent_r_infork
2007-05-11 08:41 pm UTC (link)
The proportions are all screwed up. Nobody, but nobody has a waist that thin and tits that size. I'd be too busy wondering about her eating disorders to get a hard-on.

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[info]pyro334439
2007-05-12 02:18 am UTC (link)
I could care less about proportions. It's something about the red hair and the fact she's cleaning bent over...

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[info]witchwillow
2007-05-13 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Y'know, there's something called porn, and something called the internet and something called a credit card. You should look into those. And possibly aloe vera wet wipes to clean up all your spills.

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[info]silent_r_infork
2007-05-14 12:09 am UTC (link)
Joey doesn't have spills. Joey hits that for which he aims.

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[info]pyro334439
2007-05-14 01:17 am UTC (link)
Damn straight. That's how I roll son. Don't you know that? 100% accuracy guaranteed ;-)

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[info]pyro334439
2007-05-14 01:16 am UTC (link)
Is this before or after your mother's face becomes a reservoir for my "deposit"? I don't need those things because I have a g/f. I was merely saying that I thought the figurine was hot. Nothing more or less. You sound like you could use some porn or a good proctologist to remove the penis from your rectum. Do you hear that? It's the fun being sucked out of the room. Don't rain on other people's parades because you're not happy with yourself.

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doth protest too much
[info]witchwillow
2007-05-14 02:20 am UTC (link)
Wow, hostility with violent sexual innuendo. Well I feel myself all turned around from a stirring and articulate statement.

I have a g/f
May you and Seven of Nine have a long happy life together.

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I like doggies!
[info]silent_r_infork
2007-05-14 02:46 am UTC (link)
All due respect to both parties (including those I haven't met), I'm freezing this thread. Though I can not monitor your interactions elsewhere, I politely ask for a ceasefire on my LJ.

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I like doggies!
[info]silent_r_infork
2007-05-14 02:46 am UTC (link)
All due respect to both parties (including those I haven't met), I'm freezing this thread. Though I can not monitor your interactions elsewhere, I politely ask for a ceasefire on my LJ.

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