- 1st
- 01:29 am: The scale of happiness: - 5 FYIs
- 2nd
- 09:15 am: Shooting blanks - 5 FYIs
01:13 pm: Once again, I'm the one who has to solve everyone's problems. Work, work, work... - 8 FYIs
- 3rd
- 12:48 am: Random in-jokes:
10:41 am: Round of applause for Norman Bates' mother, everybody! - 1 FYI
- 4th
- 02:42 am: Shooting blanks - 14 FYIs
05:38 pm: In response to my birthday thus far: - 18 FYIs
- 5th
- 01:08 am: Dear God and the legal system: - 5 FYIs
- 6th
- 01:05 am: I judge everything as either "sucks" or "awesome" - 3 FYIs
07:19 pm: A typical conversation in my household:
11:42 pm: Just a reminder to myself, but if you could use the advice, go for it:
- 7th
- 10:58 am: Kids tune in to "Handy Manny", get hardcore porn instead. - 1 FYI
- 8th
- 12:20 pm: I know this will annoy some of you, but from what I know of the show, it's true: - 3 FYIs
10:25 pm: Just a few quick bursts of anger before I go watch Scrubs and Buffy, mkay? - 30 FYIs
- 9th
- 11:14 am: This is about as political as I'll get today, thanks. - 10 FYIs
10:08 pm: And thus begins my quick descent into shallow. - 5 FYIs
- 10th
- 10:25 am: In which Adam talks about the news and stuff... - 9 FYIs
- 11th
- 12:29 am: "What do you tell a comic book woman with two black eyes?" - 10 FYIs
01:54 am: Suxxor ;( - 10 FYIs
- 12th
- 09:57 am: "I don't know if you noticed, but I'm a physically disabled midget." - 7 FYIs
- 13th
- 01:24 am: Because everything I say is dastardly deception, all out of fear of what people think of me... - 4 FYIs
07:47 pm: For those of you who doubted where I get my behavior and attitudes...
11:43 pm: Random backwards is "modnar"
- 14th
- 09:07 am: So let's sum up the weirdest dream ever:
- 15th
- 01:44 am: Michael and I have lost it. - 2 FYIs
- 16th
- 02:08 am: Yet more absurdity with Michael. - 2 FYIs
02:29 am: In which Adam accomplishes nothing tonight
01:32 pm: Moments I wish I'd had my camera: - 9 FYIs
10:45 pm: Shooting blanks - 4 FYIs
11:08 pm: Shooting blanks - 5 FYIs
- 17th
- 12:54 am: Shooting blanks - 7 FYIs
09:13 am: Criminal Minds
- 18th
- 10:52 am: Taken from Sheri - 8 FYIs
- 19th
- 01:13 am: Shooting blanks - 2 FYIs
- 20th
- 12:08 am: Shooting blanks - 4 FYIs
10:29 pm: Daily recap! Which seems an odd word, given that I didn't cap anything yet. - 2 FYIs
- 21st
- 01:57 am: What's that flying away? Is that...my faith in humanity?! Come back! - 22 FYIs
- 22nd
- 09:40 pm: An exercise in hijacking friends' accounts, part two. - 12 FYIs
- 23rd
- 12:56 am: Highlights from my night in Huntsville "Proper" with Michael: - 11 FYIs
10:32 pm: Shooting blanks - 2 FYIs
- 24th
- 12:28 am: "Here's a song by a gay guy!" - 9 FYIs
01:11 pm: Hrm. - 4 FYIs
- 26th
- 10:17 am: Shooting blanks - 3 FYIs
- 28th
- 11:07 am: Shooting blanks
11:11 pm: Brian teaches me important things: - 4 FYIs
- 30th
- 02:48 pm: And the award for Ungodly Non Sequitor of All Time goes to... - 3 FYIs
- 31st
- 05:04 pm: Clue! - 2 FYIs
Free Range WTF. - May 2007
A love letter to stupid quotes, wacky misadventures, and what's yet to come.